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Millions, but here's a few:
Mark Parfitt having his bicycle padlock stolen from
the cycle 'shed'. They left the
bike!
Ian Peel being sick at
Butlins whilst walking with his tray of food to a
table
in the dining hall. Getting
Karen Brown/Burns into trouble (not that way) with
her mum for leaving the toilet seat up after
lunchtime visits to her house (evidence that boys
had been there!).
Giving Yoichi Katayama
(remember him?) some laxative chocolate and not
seeing him for the rest of the
afternoon.
Andrew Coster being sent home
sick by Mr.Jones after he'd 'vomited' in
the
playground when it was only
chewed-up apple and crisps.
Nigel Walfitz's
squeamishness; having to leave a science lesson
when we had a
large model of a human eye to
study. Can't remember how he coped with the real
pig's eye we had to dissect.
Kevin Gross sticking the
pig's eye to his National Health 'John-Boy
Walton'
glasses. Kevin Stott's
excuses for why he hadn't done his
homework.
Rupen Budeho (approx
spelling) being mentioned in assembly because he
was to appear as an extra in an episode of 'Z
Cars'.
Cricket tour to Cumbria.
Being reprimanded by Mr.Corlett when we stopped off
at Blackpool on the way back for not fobbing-off a
policeman with a good reason as to why the van we
were in had different number plates front and
rear. Being called Valerie by Mr.Corlett (Stuart
was Valerie's Sister).
My first time drunk; at
Anthony 'Ziggy' Baron's party.
Mrs Gokulsing's hairy
chest.
Miss Rowland's flabby
arms.
Russel Clappich's
double-jointed thumbs.
Looking up the back of Gary
(Garibaldi) Rowlandson's wig.
Seeing Bob Wilson and Cliff
Richard appear as guests at the
school.
Mr.Green throwing stools
(wooden) across the woodwork class.
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